_HalfAPerson_

Glorp is the god of joy and community. He is simply here to make people happy and bring them together. Let them be your guiding light through life so you can prioritize yourself while helping others as well. As the head of the followers and Glorp's messenger I will say trying to force Glorp onto to anyone is strictly prohibited and will not be tolerated. Please consider spreading info about Glorp. He wants nothing but good for this world that can be so dark.
          
          (please note this is not a cult of sorts and not at all like spawnism. This is simply a fun thing I have created that has brought me joy and I want to share it with others.)

_HalfAPerson_

greetings, did you know Glorp is allpowerful and allknowing? I sure do. Would you like to know more about their overwhelming kindness and the creation of Among Us?

hethoughthewasfunny

@GarlicBreadIsEpic deal spread all the properganda you wish
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_HalfAPerson_

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hethoughthewasfunny

@GarlicBreadIsEpic I did not consent to glorp properganda on my message board... At least pay me first
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12kotlcfan3

Hi friend!!! How are you???

hethoughthewasfunny

@12kotlcfan3 And a Happy New Year's Eve to you too
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12kotlcfan3

@hethoughthewasfunny im doing okay! Happy New Year’s Eve
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hethoughthewasfunny

@12kotlcfan3 Great! How are you?
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moonlight_miko

hii, i just wanted to thank you for voting for my silly little poem ^_^. i really appreciate it!!

moonlight_miko

in that case, i'd love to read it sometime :>
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hethoughthewasfunny

@moonlight_miko No, thank you for encouraging me! Maybe I'll pick up poetry again...
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moonlight_miko

aww, you're so sweet :>>
            
             i'm convinced anyone can write poetry, so don't give up too soon!! my first 200 poems or so were sooooo bad. this isn't me forcing you to do it, ofc, just thought you should know that there's no such thing as bad poetry (except the stuff i used to write lmao)  and that the only skills you really need is to speak a single language lol. sorry if this came off as me trying to force something onto you :[[, i'm simply kind of bad at communicating
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