urmom

Bro i was arguing with this soft ass bitch on a Wattpad story, someone made a joke so i also made a joke saying they should take a break from Wattpad and that they've been using Wattpad for too long, the og commenter didn't find it offensive but the girl did-
          She started bothering me and calling me Goofy- while the bitch is using pronounces like "cute/beep/boop", like bro, think twice, whose the goofy and weird one here. She blocked me :) she's a trans male but I'll keep calling her a girl just to trigger her more. She needs to know that not everyone cares about her.

I wonder how my best friend would react if i told her that i have a best friend irl now...
          It's not my fault, she said "we are best friends now!!!" Out of nowhere, i didn't want to upset her so i just nodded. Sorry Leni. We're still best friends tho, I'll just play along with the girl :/
          Sorry 

Listen, i don't have anything against BTS but- WHY is my WHOLE school OBSESSED with BTS? Like bro- they won't stop talking about it! And I'm too nice to ask them to stfu, what am i supposed to do to make them stop- i try changing the subject but it doesn't work.

 hey ik I'm weird