yet another dream simp

OKOKOKOK OK SO i was reading a quackity fanfic whislst listing to a quackity playlist and quackity and y/n were talking about artic monkeys as "why'd you only call me when your high" came on

i drank monster from a sippy cup and i want someone to hold a knife to my thighs

"calm down emo kid" my gf when i sent her a pic of my makeup

my DID made me think i was asexual

i just platonicly married @Bug037 
          she is now officly my frined

Cocks tasty

also lookin for a new stalker my last one stopped so stalk me 
          snap: kade_mcc20
          and my tumblr is listed as my website

@Bug037  DONT PENATRATE THE RABBIT

ANTHONY STOP FUCKING HUMPING THE PUNCHING BAG

this song goes out to hailey (idk how to spell your name but yee) 
          Oh, I see it
          (Make it 19, baby)
          Okay
          Mmm, no
          No, okay?
          I- I don't think that's going to happen
          I don't think that's going to happen
          (Oh Dream!)
          Cool idea
          I just spoke to TommyInnit
          He said, "Give me a goddamn minute"
          I said, "Bitch, two posts, one month?"
          George, pass me the blunt
          I paid for the dick, not a fucking manhunt (Language!)
          GeorgeNotClothed, Clay balls exposed
          "Tommy, are we the bad guys?" Wilbur, sit on my nodes
          I only date bad guys with the good halos
          (I lost, dude!)
          Schlatt got stacks, he bought me a 'fit
          He said I looked good, so I gave him a kiss
          In my maid 'fit, cute as a daisy
          Bitches be like (Help, my pussy's gone crazy!)
          I be in the chat like cJerk (Ugh)
          George on the OF, no shirt
          Karl wants to send my ass to the moon
          So I took a little pic, put that shit on zoom
          I'll take a pic
          Show me the nips (Oh)
          Bitch, I'll take the pic (Ooh)
          Dream laugh like, "eeaugh"
          Schlatt laughs like, "aha ha ha"
          I just spoke to TommyInnit
          He said, "Give me a goddamn minute"
          I said, "Bitch, two posts, one month?"
          George, pass me the blunt
          I paid for the dick, not a fucking manhunt (Language!)
          GeorgeNotClothed, Clay balls exposed
          "Tommy, are we the bad guys?" Wilbur, sit on my nodes
          I only date bad guys with the good halos
          (I lost, dude!)
          I paid Gogy five hundred dollars
          He called me on Skype (Ugh, poggers)
          Sapnap and Dream, you got a room for me?
          I got a maid dress, and I'll clean for free
          Tubbo cut his hair, anybody see that?
          I think it looks good, Tubbo
          Stay safe out there, man