Cupcakes shall soon rule the world BWAHAHAHAAA!!!!!!!!!! hey there people! my name is.... well you don't need to know that type of information. I enjoy ummm ummm....i guess entertaining people. it brings me joy like, like how  air plugs would bring joy to a person stuck in the same room as the annoying orange hehe :] Well i hope you guys like the stories i wrote or will write :) oh yeah, i have a Jaden Smith love story....don't think im a crazed fan or anything i just read a lot of Jaden Smith love stories so i wanted to do one of my own teehee:) God bless!



Here's some things that I know. Since I graduated from college  with a 9.6 GPA (yeah, I answered questions that weren't even on the test) and came out the womb spitting out algebra problems....I'm never wrong (LIES!!! SHE LIES!!!!)
*Always trust somebody who likes big butts, for they cannot lie.
*If you are too old to drop it like its hot, then you can squat it like its warm.
*A mad cat is mad.
*A sad dog is sad.
*In Soviet Russia, you don't cut paper. Paper cuts you.
*If you ball so hard, mother f*ckers will try to find you.
*If you are happy and you know it, you will most likely clap your hands.