char-kor
i don't know how i found you but what you wrote will literally be getting me off for the next 2 decades OwO
hffyewy
hffyewy
Hey y'all!
I hope everyone is staying safe rn.
Do NOT leave your house! Wash your hands! Do NOT touch your face! Stay hydrated, take care of yourself, call your friends/family, listen to your favourite musician, relax and we'll get through this :)
hffyewy
Hello I hope today was good ok bye
(Do yall wanna be my valentine? ❤)
FlowerTord
I have the great idea.
Dora da explorer x Reader
rekskypink
bro wattpad isnt letting me read ur mr clean fanfic im gonna sue for emotional stress and for refusing my right 2 be horny i’m so fuckinf angry i’m gonna fart
hffyewy
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Sword Art Online. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Kirito’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Sword Art Online truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Kirito’s existential catchphrase “Wubba Lubba Dub Dub,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Reki Kawahara’s genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them.
hffyewy
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Sword Art Online. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Kirito’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Sword Art Online truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Kirito’s existential catchphrase “Wubba Lubba Dub Dub,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Reki Kawahara’s genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them.
hffyewy
Seventeen seventy-six
New York City
Pardon me, are you Aaron Burr sir?
The depends, who's asking?
Oh well sure sir. I'm Alexander Hamilton, I'm at your service sir, I have been looking for you.
I'm getting nervous...
Sir! I heard your name in Princeton, I was seeking an accelerated course of study, when I got sort of out of sorts with a buddy of yours, I may have punched him, it's a blur sir, he handles the financials?
You punched the Bursar?
Yes! I wanted to do what you did graduate in two then join the revolution, he looked at me like I was stupid I'm not stupid, so how'd you do it? How'd you graduate so fast?
It was my parents dying wish before they passed.
You're an orphan! Of course! I'm an orphan! God I wish there was a war, then we could prove that we're worth more than anyone bargained for!
Can I buy you a drink?
That would be nice.
While we're talking, let me offer you some free advice!
Talk less.
What?
Smile more.
Ha
Don't let them know what you're against, or what you're for.
You can't be serious!
Wanna get ahead?
Yes.
Fools who run their mouths off wind up dead.
A ya yo ya yo yo! What time is it?
Show time!
Like I said...
Show time! Show time! Yo! I'm John Laurens I'm the place to be, a two pints o' Sam Adams but I'm workin' on three! Ha!
Those redcoats don't want it with me cuz I'll pop-chicka-prap these cops til I'm free!
hffyewy
Et oui oui mon ami, Je m'appelle Lafayette!
The Lancelot of the Revolutionary set! I came from afar just to say "Bonsoir!" Tell the King "Casse Toi!" Who's the best? C'est moi!
Brrah! Brrah! I am Hercules Mulligan.
Up in it, lovin' it yes I heard your mother say "Come again!"
Ayyy
Lock up your daughters and horses, of course it's hard to have intercourse over four sets of corsets!
Wow.
No more sex pour me another brew son! Let's raise a couple more
To the Revolution!
Well, if it ain't the prodigy of Princeton college!
Aaron Burr!
Give us a verse drop some knowledge!
Good luck with that, you're taking a stand you spit, I'm `a sit. We'll see where we land.
Booo!
Burr the revolution's imminent what do you stall for?
If you stand for nothing Burr, what'll you fall for?
Oooooh
Who are you?
Who are you?
Who are you?
Ooh who is this kid?
What's he gonna do?
mangoio
Hi friend!
hffyewy
Here. You can read this if you're bored.
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