CUTYOTITTES

me: *breaks out singing* BODY-ody-ody-ody
          
          everyone else at church: GET OUT

me: YOU FORGOT TO PICK ME UP FROM SCHOOL AGAIN!!
          
          dad: who is this???

me in my head: Bitch... corvette corvette

can someone with imvu tell me wtf going on...

me: *trying to take a sh*t*
          
          my bsf: she'll be coming around the mountain  
          
          me: STFU

my mom and dad laughing there a$$ off cause my brother brought home a white girl
          
          me: this is not funny
          
          mom: no it's not but imma keep drinking till it is

mom: what do you like about her?
          
          me: her upper lip
          
          mom: ...

@KaithaPanda go follow her and she make great books

who need a friend text me let me get to know you cause a b!tch is lonelier than a mf

who got tik tok?? mine is Dierdra957 try to get mine to 14k cause thats was where it was at on my old tik tok but it but deleted my accident