hi_im_a_weeb_kill_me
My friend: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Me: Yes, are you the angel taking me back?
---
Me to my friend: Your ass is grass and I'm gonna mow it.
My friend: No you-
---
My friend: You shine brighter than the sun.
Me: And you're more pure than any angelic being in the world.
--
Legit a flirting war me and my friend had while I was crying over a breakup. Freckles cures my heartbreak. !No I don't like my friend, freckles!