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woah
          woah
          woah
          woah
          I know I don't have the largest fan base but I'm 93% sure someone reads these and ignores them like a sandy ass crack 

shout out to the cuck that took the username I wanted 

okokok I'm willing to update one of my cancerous books
           but I forgot the plots to all of them and I really don't want to re read my books because I already have rectum cancer 

I'm HIGHLY disappointed that Keemstar and Leafyisqueer are not dating 

fuCK I'm reading it:]

someone stop me from reading a fanfic on my prime minister 

I'm too lazy to update FR tho lmaoo 

Hahahahahaha basement? Poor you, why is Zayn being an asshole to ya? Ik you're evil and all but still. Lol.

hi yes I am Rodger 

wAt the update