When the world ends, I see myself as the new king.  Riding the vast wasteland as I desperately try to restore humanity to its former greatness.  Hmm... maybe I should try writing movies instead.  Follow @matcha-donuts for better writing and quality.   Follow @Jamison_Brown if you like random stuff and cults.  Follow @Kataclystic for more quality writing. Or follow me and try to find all my secrets scattered throughout the coming attractions.  Yes I know I am a bit slow but what can you do?  Hey, before you leave, tell Elon to bring up some people, it's lonely up here. 

Life is short and very fast.
I'm here to make sure it won't last.
(Don't worry, follow me to become immune to death.)
(haha don't worry I am not a serial killer)

I am an amateur writer so please don't heavily scrutinize my work.  I am sure it has plot holes somewhere.  :)

If you want to borrow any of my characters (which I doubt anyone does) don't be afraid to ask.