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alien👽(but 🤫 don't tell) 

//I'm so emotionally dead rn:/

Diagnosed with a shortage of friends. 

I have ideas for stories but I neither have the time nor the energy to write them now:((

Things I dislike:
•studying
•being awake
•people
•breathing
•pigeons

Things I like:
•eating
•sleeping
•music
•doing nothing
•reading

I have only two moods: sad or horny. 
And accordingly my fav tropes: angst and smut. 

Some ¿boring? facts about me:
Taurus ♉
Pan 🍳
INTP-T

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I wrote this just now:) 
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Emotionally dead
Existential dread
Please don't meddle
Brain's in a puddle
Music soothes the soul
Life swallows me whole
Can't remember shit
I'm falling in a pit
Everything sucks
Everything is yuck
All I say is f**k
                             -andininay👽

And one more:(
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Mentally depressed
Socially repressed
Emotionally suppressed
Academically oppressed
Weirdly dressed
Thoroughly stressed
Negatively expressed
Degradingly addressed
Unknowingly pressed
Easily impressed
Wrongly assessed
Tightly compressed
Always distressed
Highly obsessed
                              -andininay👽

If you've made it so far, congratulations you're more jobless than me (and yes, it is an accomplishment). 

Live your (mediocre) life!