a. boden.

hi again. banging my head on a wall.

miss you. still here.

please come back. I miss you. julie is too busy to do a summoning spell for me, and I’m not above making a scene. I will beg from my knees if that’s what it takes.

baby, please sleep. in your bed. do not stay awake at my expense. I want you to be well rested.

I’m proud of this. 

this was comedy gold.

absolute alpha omega bullshit if I’ve ever seen something.

JULIE LMFAO

i would literally kill for this woman, it’s insane. i love her. 

i have never had such a strong urge to get someone pregnant. 

she just makes sense. the unequivocal understanding we have of each other fills me with such a joy i can’t keep it contained. 

being your wife is like living in a fairytale. i’ll never grow tired of our adventures and shenanigans.

unserious usage : A+
            
            the form I have in my arm can travel in my body if my muscle doesn’t grow around it so I have to check for it randomly. like right now. make sure it’s just under the skin.

I LOVE YOU.

also - I have no idea, but I’ll support you :))

maternity photos )): I’m gonna cry already omfg.

you’re the best husband in the entire world and I’m privileged to be your wife.