a. boden.

hi again. banging my head on a wall.

miss you. still here.

please come back. I miss you. julie is too busy to do a summoning spell for me, and I’m not above making a scene. I will beg from my knees if that’s what it takes.

baby, please sleep. in your bed. do not stay awake at my expense. I want you to be well rested.

I’m proud of this. 

this was comedy gold.

absolute alpha omega bullshit if I’ve ever seen something.

JULIE LMFAO

i would literally kill for this woman, it’s insane. i love her. 

i have never had such a strong urge to get someone pregnant. 

she just makes sense. the unequivocal understanding we have of each other fills me with such a joy i can’t keep it contained. 

being your wife is like living in a fairytale. i’ll never grow tired of our adventures and shenanigans.

unserious usage : A+
            
            the form I have in my arm can travel in my body if my muscle doesn’t grow around it so I have to check for it randomly. like right now. make sure it’s just under the skin.

I LOVE YOU.

also - I have no idea, but I’ll support you :))

maternity photos )): I’m gonna cry already omfg.

you’re the best husband in the entire world and I’m privileged to be your wife.

okay fine, but only because you asked so nicely.

I’m deleting this very slutty thing. because what you said was very sweet and makes me wanna kiss you for hours.