ok you're probably here cuz wattpad served you my fresh plate of comments, loaded with nonsensical references, dipped in puns, and sprinkled with my broken humour (copyright on that statement btw) but anyways..

hêllð! wêl¢ðmê †ð m¥ ßïð! (that rhymed)

𝗻𝗼𝘄 𝗽𝗹𝗮𝘆𝗶𝗻𝗴 '𝟱𝟬𝟱' 𝗯𝘆 𝗮𝗿𝗰𝘁𝗶𝗰 𝗺𝗼𝗻𝗸𝗲𝘆𝘀
2:57 ───────────⚪────── 4:13

"𝔟𝔲𝔱 𝔦 𝔠𝔯𝔲𝔪𝔟𝔩𝔢 𝔠𝔬𝔪𝔭𝔩𝔢𝔱𝔢𝔩𝔶 𝔴𝔥𝔢𝔫 𝔶𝔬𝔲 𝔠𝔯𝔶, 𝔦𝔱 𝔰𝔢𝔢𝔪𝔰 𝔩𝔦𝔨𝔢 𝔬𝔫𝔠𝔢 𝔞𝔤𝔞𝔦𝔫 𝔶𝔬𝔲'𝔳𝔢 𝔥𝔞𝔡 𝔱𝔬 𝔤𝔯𝔢𝔢𝔱 𝔪𝔢 𝔴𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔤𝔬𝔬𝔡𝔟𝔶𝔢"
                  
harry pottah, narnia, the grishaverse, six of crows and marvel

𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐩𝐬: 𝐫𝐨𝐦𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐞, 𝐝𝐫𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐲, 𝐰𝐨𝐥𝐟𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫, 𝐦𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐚, 𝐤𝐚𝐧𝐞𝐣 , 𝐰𝐞𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐫, 𝐜𝐚𝐬𝐦𝐮𝐧𝐝 , 𝘀𝘁𝘂𝗰𝗸𝘆 , 𝗿𝗼𝗺𝗮𝗻𝗼𝗴𝗲𝗿𝘀

16, 𝓼𝓱𝓮/𝓱𝓮𝓻

ⁿʸᶜᵗᵒᵖʰⁱˡᵉ, ᵐᵉˡᵒᵐᵃⁿⁱᵃᶜ

ᴍʏ ꜱᴇxᴜᴀʟɪᴛʏ ɪꜱ ᴀꜱ ꜱᴛʀᴀɪɢʜᴛ ᴀꜱ ᴀɴ ᴜɴᴄᴏᴏᴋᴇᴅ ꜱᴘᴀɢʜᴇᴛᴛɪ ɴᴏᴏᴅʟᴇ, ʙᴜᴛ ꜱᴘᴀɢʜᴇᴛᴛɪ ɪꜱ ᴍᴇᴀɴᴛ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ᴄᴏᴏᴋᴇᴅ, ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇɴ ɪᴛ ᴄᴏᴜʟᴅ ʙᴇᴄᴏᴍᴇ ɴᴏᴛ-ꜱᴏ-ꜱᴛʀᴀɪɢʜᴛ

Ӏìҍɾą ♡

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