Makayla Hendrick, the cracked out homebody who was fated to save the world from the start. She is a miracle child. God, very graciously, allowed her mother this child in a time of need. God, of course, needed compensation for this charitable act. So he made Makayla's mind his own. Since her toddler years, Makayla has had religious dreams of the second-coming of 'Christ'. It turns out, God is a middle-aged Jewish man with a drinking problem.