I think of romances and horrors as comedies.

My heart is as cold as the surface of Pluto and is as dark as the color of my Asian hair. I ain't average. I'm always below average by a sliver. Yes, I'm an insomniac and I like to doze off in class as a hobby. 

My eyes are bigger than my stomach and my dreams are bigger than the universe yet I can't even surpass even 0.2% of them.