GOSSAMER MEZMARAT, gravity fall's favorite librarian and hippie. with the smell of cigarettes, old cologne, and patchouli, nobody would think he's anything but a librarian trying to legalize pot and ignoring the calls from the 70s, wanting their tie-dyed t-shirts back. but under the bleach-blonde blowout farrah fawcett would be jealous of, and the wire-rimmed glasses, lies something more. maybe it's the long-sleeved button ups in july. maybe it's the too-long canines. gossamer is a vampire. a mycologist from backupsmore, the beatnik fled to gravity falls not long after a certain stanford pines (actually, a dear friend of his— if you asked him, at least). not exactly searching for spotlight in the scientific world after he was transformed, he's settled down as a librarian. still definitely a fan of mushrooms, though.
