hiropia

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Yall i swear the omegaverse fan fics are WILDIN.
          	
          	I have this guilty pleasure of whenever im butt numbingly bored i go and find the WORST possible omega reader x alpha (insert character) kind of books, read through the whole thing and try my absolute best to not piss myself laughing at the way they are written.
          	
          	If u have never done this before i so recommend it, its such a good past time to put u in hysterics. 
          	
          	( i really recommend picturing them as like nekos yk animal ears and tails i find its part of my challenge to not laugh) 
          	
          	The way they are all so poorly written is fucking hilarious, i spend hours cackling at these books and the authors way of describing things bc i swear to god they use the most creative words in their stories i have ever seen.
          	They will usr the most out of this world expressions for such simple things and u would have to read one to understand what i mean.
          	
          	Anyways yall, this is hiro back from a break ready to give more dumb book review updates and such. Love u guys ❤️

hiropia

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Yall i swear the omegaverse fan fics are WILDIN.
          
          I have this guilty pleasure of whenever im butt numbingly bored i go and find the WORST possible omega reader x alpha (insert character) kind of books, read through the whole thing and try my absolute best to not piss myself laughing at the way they are written.
          
          If u have never done this before i so recommend it, its such a good past time to put u in hysterics. 
          
          ( i really recommend picturing them as like nekos yk animal ears and tails i find its part of my challenge to not laugh) 
          
          The way they are all so poorly written is fucking hilarious, i spend hours cackling at these books and the authors way of describing things bc i swear to god they use the most creative words in their stories i have ever seen.
          They will usr the most out of this world expressions for such simple things and u would have to read one to understand what i mean.
          
          Anyways yall, this is hiro back from a break ready to give more dumb book review updates and such. Love u guys ❤️

hiropia

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Alright yall first and only book i was suggested is done and im ready w my report.
          
          ABSOLUTELY NOT.
          
          It was such a good book (apart from the constant smut since chapter 2) 
          UNTIL the author brought real life situations into this, or more specifically real life trauma situations that honestly SHOULDNT be in any books unless it is literally a biography/ autobiography.
          
          ⚠️ T.W ⚠️  : talk of sa/ r@pe
          
          Under NO circumstances do i believe writers/ authors should bring things like sa and rape into their stories.
          
           1: its unnecessary, there are other ways to give your character a deeper back story and character dimension 
          
          2: in no way is it AT ALL right to do this, someones traumatic experience like sa and rape are NOT something to be put into a book
          
          3: half of the time that (in stories including smut) sa or rape is brought into it, the mc's trauma is "healed" by the love interest literally FORCING their love onto the mc, ROMANTACISING rape and sa is NEVER ok.
          
          If im being honest the story had ALOT of holes in it and alot of time skipping, its very confusing to read and honestly a book just written w the intent to write smut after smut after smut w no intent of building up at all. 
          
          Not to mention the amount of red flags the love interest AND EVEN THE MC was giving off, they where literally abusive and just not it.
          
          FOOT NOTE : the author also gave no warning whatsoever anywhere in the beginning or the description about the topics they picked to add to their books so thats a big fat red flag.
          
          Ofc take what i say as u wish but i personally dont recommend the book at all. Waste of 3 hours but im glad it is out of the way. If u enjoyed the book go u i personally didnt.
          
          as always this is hiro signing off on my first review!! ‍❤️‍‍

pasdusername

@hirofucksurmom  lmaoooo wtfff, ok then 
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hiropia

@pasdusername like i said there a very VERY holey story line
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hiropia

@pasdusername no but she mentions/tells him on like his birthday or something after they were literally like in the middle of of doing it 
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hiropia

Alright yall its time, im bored drop some book recommendations of like THOSE kinda books w shitty times to put smut in and zero communication let see what i think and ill literally do a review on them and give them a rating on : 
          - how well its written/writing skills
          - the characters 
          - the actual storyline ( w out adding the idea of the specifically written characters)
          - and the over all book
          
          I have over 5-6 hours to waste and im a quick reader

hiropia

@smut_is_life_hoe omw rn to read it ill be back in like 2-3 hours 
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smut_is_life_hoe

The escort by kanyeinterrupetedme it's short only 12 chapters I haven't read it but it seems good
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hiropia

Yall a heads up, i remember awhile back reading a book called celia i think i can't remember exactly and cant find the book so i dont know if its still published, but i REALLY dont recommend reading it. 
          
          Its an EXTREMELY triggering book, its well written and has a semi sorta decent storyline but overall is completely trashed by the poorly written characters. That includes giving them unnecessary amounts of trauma w very VERY touchy subjects.
          
          The two mains of the ppls povs its told from are extremely abusive to eachother and are NOT at all good together, theyre super poorly written and it was overall a terrible read 

hiropia

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Yall in my opinion i hate books where the main love interest in any story during any part of the talking/dating stage or the relationship in general are just overall an ass, and i dont mean in like the kind of "cocky" way i mean just straight up being a dick. Im talking their head so far up their ass its basically in their stomach kinda cocky ass, they flat up piss me off w the way they usually treat the main character, AND what pisses me off more is when the main just lets it pass for AGES and then just FORGETS IT as soon as theyre together together and "happy". And the straight borderline abuse they usually put eachother through.

pasdusername

@hirofucksurmom  also in the trapped with the arrogant one, in my "not too cheesy" the guy is bad but the ending is soooo satisfying so let it there lmao but you have to either hang on or just skip it all to the last 3 chaps
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pasdusername

@hirofucksurmom  lmk about what you thought of em babe!
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pasdusername

@hirofucksurmom  not only does she let it go but she gets all hot and bothered lmaoooo??? And people in the comments are like "FJZLDNDKDOFIOFFN" when im just pissed off i swear, get your hands off of her you freak!
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