"What is your emergency?"
"Well..." He snickered. "The thing is about four weeks ago-"
"Sir what the the emergency right now!?"
"So what happened this morning was, I said to my girl" he laughed just thinking about it, then clenching his side in pain.
"Sir what is currently happening at this moment?!" the dispatcher asked, annoyed.
"Oh, I'm sitting in a pool of blood."
"... is it... your blood?"
"Yes..." He tapped his fingers in the warm liquid, moving it around his fingers. "I think so"
"Do you know where it's coming from?"
Prince shrugged. "Probably the stab wound?"
"Have you been stabbed?"
"Oh yeah...definitely"