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also how do you make friends on wattpad? or even find people? in the comments? istg one person by the name doi fuchka followed me and now their profile is unavailable? someone explain how wattpad works this isnt my territory

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i do need to be more social though, this is my second semester and im just too exhausted to make friends or even acquaintances. i only talk to my groupmates in the labs. 
          
          im usually okay with this, but i need a roommate for the mandatory residential semester, and i dont want to be stuck with someone annoying. but literally everyone ive talked to is annoying except this one senior who's really fun to be around. but unfortunately, she's done with her residential semester already. i'll have to look for some other introvert in the corner of a class or something. i can not even imagine having an extroverted roommate who will bring their friends to our dorm all the time. i would literally rather be alone in that entire campus.
          
          oh, now for something that made my week. a guy in my class said that i looked scary in class. the way i was kicking my feet when i got this text. he was like "i always see you taking notes and paying attention in class, so i texted you for help. but i thought you'd be mean or wouldnt reply" 
          
          my heart is singing, my week is made. a 6 foot something guy was intimidated by me. thats like the biggest compliment.

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also, rage baiting men is so satisfying. god, if you exist, i sincerely thank you for sending me a classmate with fragile masculinity. im subtly insulting him day and night, and when he finally gets pissed i pull the "why are you so emotional? its not that serious. you should smile more" move
           #womeninmaledominatedfields
          
          in my defense, he is a very creepy dude. and i didnt insult him directly. but i think a lot of my insults were too wordy for the poor little child to comprehend. im nowhere near the sharpest tool in the shed, but people like this make ME look smarter. 
          
          this dude really had the audacity to say "wont you go to have lunch? you looked really skinny that day" 
          
          mofo who do you think youre talking to?? i asked him how much he weighs. AND THIS FUCKTARD WEIGHS LESS THAN ME LMFAO. then i was like youre the skinny one, youll faint if a strong gust of wind hits you, go tell your mother to feed you some rice and he didnt reply anymore 
          
          god i love to annoy fragile little men.

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holy shit. im 20. thats kind of hard to digest.
          
          i didnt expect any of my friends to remember at all, but somehow all of them did. they had been planning to surprise me for weeks. they bought me gifts that i love, decorated the damn restaurant, and these bitches sang me happy birthday in front of people. yeah, nightmare for introverts. 
          
          i actually semi dressed up that day. nothing special, just a tip and some lipstick with a pretty top. and holy mother of god did that get a shit ton of attention??? like people were actually hitting on me. thats crazy. some guy called me ROMONI?? i am so not used to any of this that i kind of feel like my friends and family are faking this to get my self esteem up. 
          
          i really do appreciate the people around me, but i'll never admit this to them. i do wish there were someone else (iykyk) but sadly we're not close anymore, and they have beef with my other friends so oh well.