Hi! I'm Ajax and I use he/they/it pronouns 

600th floor, please

When I say "Vol" you say "Voltron"

It's happy hour somewhere

Zukka is the same thing as Klance and Klance is just Valdangelo in disguise

Quoth the raven, "Nevermore."

Don't you get it? I love you! I always have. So please, just this once, stay!

She... suggested an unusual way in which your body might accommodate your sword.

That's rough, buddy. 

Where's Jules?

There were white snowflakes falling from the sky, right here in Okinawa.


If you've seen my will to live, please contact me. It's rather tiny, a little tainted, and is probably hiding in a Wisconsin library.