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a sex swing is not furniture apparently

KindredWisteria

@hjdjdneehh I can’t defend you on this one
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hjdjdneehh

PLS THEY WERE JUST SAYING THIS IN A SHOW I SWEAR I DON’T HAVE A SEX SWING
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hjdjdneehh

it’s my birthday ew

KindredWisteria

@hjdjdneehh *HAPPY SQUEALING* I CANT WAIT EITHER 
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hjdjdneehh

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@KindredWisteria I’M LITERALLY GONNA CRY I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I CAN’T FUCKING WAIT TO SEE YOU
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KindredWisteria

@hjdjdneehh HAPPY BIRTHDAY I LOVE YOU AND I MISS YOU EVEN THOUGH WEVE NEVER MET AND I WILL COME TO YOU AS SOON AS MY VACCINATION IS USEFUL BECAUSE YOURE AWESOME AND YOU DESERVE ALL TJE LOVE AND HUGS I CAN GIVE YOU AJD SO MUCH MORE. TALK TO ME IF YOU NEED ANYTHING OR IF YOU JUST WANNA BE ENTERTAINED WITH IDIOCY BECAUSE I WILL GLADLY DO THAT BECAUSE I LOVE YOY
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hjdjdneehh

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also i finished a fanfic and it ended sad but then i found out there was a sequel but it turns out the sequel was discontinued in the fucking middle of it so now i can’t sleep AND i’m depressed

hjdjdneehh

@KindredWisteria 
            the author just went mia so now i’m rereading the fanfic again lol
            
            if no new content, the old’ll have to do
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KindredWisteria

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@hjdjdneehh oh my fuck I hate it when that happens
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hjdjdneehh

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now tell me, how does one sleep?
          
          ??????????
          
          pls i’m begging you it’s 5.30 am and i’m in italy on a mattress that’s been trying to break my back for two weeks straight now and i’m surrounded by my snoring family and it’s too hot for covers but i can’t possibly sleep without them and the fridge is making annoying sounds which i can hear all the way in this bedroom and also we’re leaving tomorrow. EARLY. and i haven’t packed my bag yet and also we’re going with the car so i’ll be in the car all fucking day and we’re with five in one car so that’s two in the front and three in the back so there’s no way i’ll be able to even comfortably sit, let alone sleep and i’m literally going to cry and mosquitoes have been stealing my blood constantly for two weeks now and another one is flying around my head right now making annoying sounds and LITERALLY IF YOU’RE GOING TO STEAL MY BLOOD AT LEAST DO IT SILENTLY and i’m so fucking tired of everything and that concludes my rant thank you goodbye i will SILENTLY(bugs, learn something please) stab myself to death now

hjdjdneehh

@KindredWisteria 
            better now lol
            
            needed to rant i guess
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KindredWisteria

@hjdjdneehh one question: are you okay? 
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hjdjdneehh

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i hate mosquitoes
          
          and they most surely must hate me because why the fuck do they keep stealing my blood aagh

hjdjdneehh

@KindredWisteria roarrrrr grr
            
            i’m a tiger now apparently
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KindredWisteria

@hjdjdneehh *fuckboy face* ahaha,,, fucc
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hjdjdneehh

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another book of mine just got ruined and i’m going to fucking cry

hjdjdneehh

i didn’t even think that could happen
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hjdjdneehh

@KindredWisteria some sentences are erased help
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hjdjdneehh

i have officially decided to pass away. goodbye i will now finish my pasta as måneskin plays in the background
          
          before anyone asks it’s penne pasta and it’s really good hahsgadgushsk

hjdjdneehh

@KindredWisteria yep, very tragic. i brought other books tho so i can cope a little bit. also i know which page i was on with the deceased book soooo it’s not the end of the world
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KindredWisteria

@hjdjdneehh that sounds awful ngl. So sorry about the book
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hjdjdneehh

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@KindredWisteria long story short i’m sleep deprived because the mattresses here are fucking thin and also everyone here but me snores— i can hear it through my music. also i dropped my book into the water and it was very depressing watching it slowly drift away from me. the pasta was nice tho
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hjdjdneehh

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more werewolf books are popping up and i’m scared— I DON’T WANNA FUCK MY ALPHA STEPBROTHER GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY HELP ME

hjdjdneehh

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@KindredWisteria ISICIDUC NO BUT I GENUINLY CAN’T DO THIS ANYMORE
            
            PLEASE RECOMMEND ME SOME GOOD BOOKS BECAUSE WHAT THE ACTUAL SHIT
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KindredWisteria

@hjdjdneehh NO I CANT LAUGH WHRN I HAVE A HEADACHE PLS STOP VEING SO FUNNY
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