cantrelate

you’re dead aren’t ya

omg i love your stories im such a big fan! can you autograph my tits??? 

ok u need to read this -- the bad boys by clubnialler -- i swear this is the cringiest funniest shite i have read

u need to be nicer on your summary thing -- u care about meeeeeeeee

Hi lololcringe, would you mind checking out my romance book BLUES? 

Thanks for adding "I'll Be There In A Flash" to your reading list!!

Go read well this is awkward

im starting whatever it takes ur welcome