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"I could put a quote, or I could make you reflect on how not everything in life is going to be philosophical and sometimes you just have to play portals and laugh at how savage Glados is." -Me <3 

Funny thing to think about; someone somewhere is telling their waiter/waitress they don't want cheese in their queso. 

Fun fact: Ostriches don't actually stick their head in the ground when their scared, so all those cartoons lied to us. 

My name: Hobo
Age: gives me the power to purchase alcohol
Sex: No thank you
Favorite song: Crazy Rap by Afroman
Favorite music Genre: Folklore/Indie/Alternative Rock
Theme song: Bullet by Hollywood undead.

I like to joke when situation definitely do not call for it but hey, at least I have a sense of humor.