chicken burrito

oh how I've missed this <3

THESE ARE SO FUNNY WHAT THE HECK

A dick has a sad life. His hair is a mess; his family is nuts; his next-door neighbor is an asshole; his best friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him habitually.

          A professor is sent to darkest Africa to live with a primitive tribe. He spends years with them, teaching them reading, writing, math and science.
          
          One day the wife of the tribe's chief gives birth to a white child. The tribe is shocked, and the chief pulls the professor aside and says, "Look here! You're the only white man we've ever seen and this woman gives birth to a white child. It doesn't take a genius to figure out what happened!"
          
          The professor replied, "No, Chief. You're mistaken. What you have here is a natural occurrence, what we in the civilized world call an albino! Look at that field over there. All of the sheep are white except for one black one. Nature does this on occasion."
          
          The chief was silent for a moment, then said, "Tell you what. You don't say anything more about that sheep and I won't say anything more about that white child."

You've been chosen to be showered with love :)
          
          Post this on the wall of everyone who you think deserves the world.
          
          If you get 1 back - you're loved
          If you get 2 back - you're popular
          If you get 3 back - you're one of the most loved people
          If you get 9 back - wow I'm jealous
          
          Don't break the chain :) 

you've been chosen to be showered with love :)
          
          post this on the wall of everyone who you think deserves the world
          
          if you get 1 back- you're loved
          if you get 2 back- you're popular
          if you get 3 back- you're one of the most loved people
          if you get 9 back- wow I'm jealous
          
          don't break the chain :)

Y'all i just got contacts IM NOT A BLIND BITCH ANYMOREEEE I can actually see shit now. Who knew clouds and trees had so much details and weren't just blobs.

@TheOfficialLeg YESSSSSSS *clap clap*

People started to peacefully protest for black lives matter. Protest for George Floyd and every black person who died because of the color of their skin, died for jogging (Ahmaud Arbery), holding a cellphone (Stephon Clark), wearing a hoodie (Trayvon Martin), "selling cigarettes" (Eric Garner). Protest for their rights. When cops without warning tear gassed and maced kneeling protesters, started shooting rubber bullets at peoples faces, started randomly pulling out black protesters from the crowd to arrest or beat the fuck out of them, that's when the riots started. That's when people got more aggressive, Because they are tired of being peaceful. They want to get heard. They are demanding change. It wasn't the protesters who started this it was the Police forces. Security forces are now randomly beating small women and girls across the United States, in VA, police are randomly macing civilians who are walking home, and police across New York are randomly beating pedestrians & protestors. Everything is on twitter.
          

 if you wrote a book it's most likely in my library.  I have a lot of books that are just there and i keep adding more because why not, right? I PROMISE I WANT TO READ YOUR BOOKS I JUST HAVE TO GET TO THEM ♡♡♡