holdmybleachandwatchthis

Ack I haven't actually looked at my forehead in years and I'm only just now realizing how proportionate it is to my face and *Damn* I'm attractive in a nonsexual, completely platonic way so I'm gonna grow my hair out to put it up and show everyone the beauty of the white plain that is my forehead, previously covered by the bangs of my swamp monster hair.

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Hello, I see we both have the goal of World Domination... maybe... maybe... you and I can rule over these mortals...?

Being a goose is hard, especially when you're disguised as a human to infiltrate their society in order to, eventually, destroy the entire planet. People are actually expecting shit from me now that they think I'm human, like good grades and manners. 

Ah I'm gay as shit

Hi I love your bio Goodbye

Your pfp gives me life oh my god

Hey bitch