I
SET
FIRES
TO
FEEL
LIKE
A
MAGICAL
FLOATING
POTATO
THONG
WHO EATS CHICKEN ON SUNDAYS?
WHO PISSED ON MY BLOW UP WHALE?
DON'T GO INTO THE LIGHT!
THE LIGHT MAKES YOU SQUINT AND WHEN YOU SQUINT YOU LOOK LIKE YOU'RE DEFECATING!
BY THE WAY...
There's an evil banana in my closet o.o
Please kill it!
I'm bored.
Abraham Lincoln won't stop jumping into volcanoes.
I threw a bees nest at a 70 year old turtle.
SOMEONE CALL THE GHOST BUSTERS!
THERE'S A STRIPPER IN MY HOUSE!
SOMEONE THREW AN APPLE IN MY WINDOW!
I PICKED UP THE APPLE AND IT BIT ME!
SO I THREW IT OVER MY ROOF!
I think the lamp in my room is gossiping about me....
UGH!
SO BORED!!!