hi, ive never killed a reindeer with a spoon
but i have been captured by somali pirates,
escaped and traveled across the sahara desert with only a tin of soup to save me,
survived the bermuda triangle,
ive licked my elbow
and sneezed with my eyes open,
slammed a revolving door,
taught a penguin how to fly,
ended the song that never ends,
counted to infinity TWICE,
and,
i can make minute rice in 30 seconds
inabit.
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- JoinedNovember 18, 2010
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The Boy Who Made Husbands Jealous
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Straight out of boarding school after finishing his A-Levels, Freddie appears to have it all; the looks, the...