Fermywormy

Me at 2 in the morning knowing that I can’t sleep after being up this long: Is it to early to get a head start on my day??

Day 5707 of being a virgin
          That demon who resides behind my door is kinda hot. I should prob ask her out or at least. Flirt a little  I wonder if she came to take my soul? If so that’s pretty hot ngl 

Me : I’m gay
          My pastor : this is the end of the world 

My wattpad just recommends the weirdest shit, no I do not want to read kuzko x reader one shots, stop terrorizing me wattpad

I just got my braces off, my teeth are straight but I’m not

If I were to get a pet crocodile and name him croc and give him  crocs would it be a croc named croc who has crocs?

Me: listens to highway to hell for an hour
          My Spotify: oh okay
          Me: listens to if you wannabe my lover
          My Spotify: what thE H E L L

People always ask me why I love that gay shit so much and the reason is I am gay shit

I’m not ugly I’m just not my type 

Why is it that I hate starting conversations but hail someone to be a god if they start one with me and put effort into it. Also why are the bands for waterparks and non-public pools so hard to take off ?