random thirst thot:
oop- i meant thought-
;; being a simp for zeke jaeger is like being inexperienced in sports yet attempting to pitch a ball while blind-folded..
you hope for a homerun not knowing that there's a certain beast monkey on the other side waiting to hit you in the face with that same ball you threw, along with a few boulder rocks to crush your dreams and expectations, and possibly your body-
in conclusion, we are overlooking the fact that the man is a psychopath who makes euthanasia an excuse for murdering eldians yet we still can't help but love him because he's greek-god-type of gorgeous, intelligent, strong as fvck, and literally a king-
i want zeke jaeger to use me as a foot stool, that's all-
thank you for coming to my ted-talk.