Hello pheasants I, Spicy Chicken, am Fabulous *fucking sparkles*
And Morgan Freeman is GOD
im only here for funny commentary
Some nights I wonder why cow milk is so disgusting and then I remember I'm lactose intolerant which isn't really relevant
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Love me some McDonald's ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
- website: imsuchanasshole.com
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Story by Spicy Chicken
pussy control
i put my hand up on your hip, when i dip, you dip, we dip
commas are important