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Dear whomever it may concern,
I am writing to inform you that I have been drafting a delightfully gay original story involving witches and a child, but my laptop has royally fucked up and now all of my drafts have vanished. I'm currently quite pissed and am in the process of re-writing the drafts, preparing the storyline and such. I'm hoping to have the first chapter ready to publish on the 31st of October, because I see that date fitting since the story's protagonists are witches.
Sincerely,
Holly.