Homelander

Oh no, Akazuha has been captured☠️☠️☠️, now Akazuha's captor is trying to kill him☠️
          
          Kidnapper: you know, this cage can make you age due to degeneration
          
          Akazuha: So this thing can make me younger because this thing can fast forward time?
          
          Kidnapper: That's right
          
          Akazuha: uhhhhhhh, actually that won't work on me, I'm resistant to effects related to time 
          
          Kidnapper: wtf
          
          Akazuha:¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯
          
          Kidnapper: then I will kill you by cutting you into molecules!
          
          Akazuha: I can heal at the cellular level, even at the atomic level 
          
          Kidnapper: then I will remove your soul
          
          Akazuha: I resist soul-related attacks 
          
          Kidnapper: Then I will erase your existence!!!!!
          
          Akazuha: I will still come back, because nothing can kill me
          
          Akazuha: Well, even if you kill me, this is just another version of me
          
          Kidnapper: what the-
          
          THE KIDDER HAS NOT FINISHED SPEAKING AND HE IS ERASED FROM EXISTENCE IN THIS SHORT STORY CHAPTER
          
          Akazuha: heh
          
          Akazuha: Catch me, wait another million billion years

IT WAS A HOT, SUNNY SKY 
          
          Rebecca: oh my god...it's...so hot...
          
          Susy: I can't...take it anymore...fire overcomes ice...I'm about to die...
          
          SUDDENLY SPACE CRACKS AND AKAZUHA ENTERS THE 6TH DIMENSION
          
          Akazuha: yo, long time no see
          
          Akazuha: ahh...nani
          
          Akazuha: What's wrong with you two?
          
          THE TWO OF THEM POINTED TOWARDS THE SUN 
          
          Akazuha: Can't you two stand its temperature?
          
          Rebecca: So you think we can destroy it? It's a winder creation used to punish us!
          
          Akazuha: Hmmmm...then I'll help
          
          SUDDENLY THE SURROUNDING SPACE GOES DARK
          
          RUSSIA'S BLADE'S EYES SEE DEMONS
          
          THE SUN IS CUT IN HALF... EVEN THE WHOLE 6TH DIMENSION
          
          Rebecca: 
          
          Susy: 
          
          Akazuha: that's how the strong work

Akazuha: ahhhh, it's so pleasant to breathe in a clean and beautiful green environment
          
          Death: although that's true... but why are we in a cotton field?
          
          Akazuha: we will collect them all
          
          Death: Well, this will be pretty quick
          
          Akazuha: Yes, but that's when we get some help
          
          Death: some help?
          
          Akazuha: wait for me a moment
          
          -TURN AKAZUHA PHONE ON
          
          Akazuha: let's see...
          
          Akazuha: oh! 300 man for only 2 dollars
          
          Akazuha: yes sir!!!!

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