Account is basically entirely dead, sorry not sorry. I'm an actual legitimate writer who doesn't care about this sort of stuff anymore.

My email is always filled with notifications of this account and I'm always thinking about deleting it and the stories with it, but I know tons of people like my old (and subsequently horrible) writing and stories, so I leave it up for those people. 

I would like to say there might be chances of an update in the future, but don't get your hopes up. The chances are technically not 0, but they're close to it.