The quiet leaf listens on a transparent branch

Oh man I just downloaded spore!
          Im so hype that Im going to stay up late just to play it
          Pretty sure my digestive track collapsed from downing three Monsters, but it was a necessary sacrifice.

tfw you follow your own porn account

HELLO ZACHY! TIS ME~! YOUR SOCIALLY AWKWARD FRIEND (」ﾟﾛﾟ)｣

50% OFF is the best thing that happened to the FREE! fandom

._. Zachey-poo ? u has a wattpad ... this is great ヽ(*≧ω≦)ﾉ

I was going to make a parody of something but now I forgot

i'm useless trash

My stories are all shit

LITSEN TO DEAD MILKMAN MY GOD THEIR MUSIC IS GOLD

If you send me a message and it's been months after I sent it, it means I haven't cleaned out my profile messages yet.