Strollin' with my homies in West Hollywood (Hollywood) Wasn't my idea because I'm not gay Dude walks by me with his shirt off, and I was like "Damn bitch, you fine!" ...Fuck I'm not gay guys That ain't me I'm just comfortable with my sexuality So I can admit when I see a guy Who has a handsome face, and pretty eyes And a rock hard chest, and rippling abs And the tightest ass, and those sculpted calves And those bulging quads, and the perfect bod And ohh my god, take your pants off Um. Fuck it I'm gay I'm fucking gay I'm the dude wearing nail polish yelling "Hey!" I'm the dude at the party who'll grab your butt (That's me) And when you turn around and look at me I'll be like "What?" Yeah! I'm gay (I'm gay) I'm hella gay I watch Zac Efron movies every Saturday And normal self expression doesn't suit me either That's why my degree is in musical theater I'm so gay man...