@honeymoonavebaby
just chugged like half of my [50% caddy shack peace tea + 50% fruit loops vodka] concoction and then knocked it back (it tastes like ass) with a swig of a canned caffe mocha starbucks triple shot energy extra strength that's been open for almost 12 hours probably and i feel great
pov im mildly baked and im working on a short essay assessment thingy for civ and i wrote the entire thing w "bc" "j" "u" etc and had to go replace them all with the actual words
is it fucked up that i wanna lose my virginity to some random like hook up, sneaky link, doesn't mean anything to me guy and not someone i have an emotional attachment to
im rly hoping that at some point you're so tired you stop feeling tired bc i haven't slept for more than a total of like 2-3 hours in the last 2 days bc i had stuff to do and tn i have to study and there's this girl (that im lowk in love w but its fine bc everyone thinks she is w me so its cool) who brought me her notes so that i would study bc i accidentally grabbed my science folder instead of my nutrition folder but i have to make her favorite cookies now bc i have to say thanks some how and this is how i do that but i have to give them to her tomorrow otherwise im gonna fuckin forget about them and AHHHH
the same guy that plays mark sloan in greys plays cal jacobs in euphoria...
EUPHORIA S2 SPOILERS (not rly but a tiny bit maybe)
BYE NOT ETHAN PLAYING NATE IN LEX'S PLAY BAHAHAHAHA
Hii! I have recently published a Ron Weasley fic that gets updated once or twice a week. If you could so kindly check it out, I would be eternally grateful. Thank you!
my favorite quotes from last night from the hoe ive been talking about in every announcement: "feels like scarlet is a dog to me", "shes like my pet" (im she), "gotta put her on a leash" (im her), "scarlet sit", "scarlet sit. now give me your paw (yes he said paw) and shake. good girl." (i got to hear him say this one in a voice message), "scarlet don't speak.", "scarlet. no speaking."
but this hoe got SUSPENDED for 2 days for punching a kid and im not gonna be back at school until at least the 13th :')
the way this mf just said "hi scarlet" MAKES ME WANT TO THROW UP THAT WAS SO UNCOMFORTABLE
THIS BITCH RLY WENT OFFLINE WE WERE HAVING A CONVERSATION U DONT JUST GO OFFLINE U WHORE