Daily Conversations at b lunch with the friend group
Everybody is eating(we’re outside btw)
I whip out my trusty cellar device
Me:Time for the daily vlogs (cat smirk emoji)
Twink 1:That boy over there has a fat ass
Me:ofc you would say that you f slur
Twink 1:SHUT UP FATTIE, FATTIE FATTIE FATTIE
Me:SHUT UP AND SWALLOW SUM SPERM CELLS.
(Half of the friend group is gay, bisexual or straight)
(I’m the bisexual ones…)