me: o what a nice fanfic this is so far
author: makes every single character some 80 word long “uwu qweer” identity for no reason other than to make the fanfic 50x more difficult to stuff into my brain’s overflowing asinine bullfuck budget bin
me: aight im boutta head out
y’all ever read a really long and poorly written oneshot book all night that makes u cringe yourself into orbit but u just cant stop reading for some reason bc yea me too