me :Hello ! I am a normal girl (trying to act cute)

bestfriend: No you are a crazy pig

me : shut up imma tryin to impress people here.

Bestfriend : omg you speak human language too. I didn't know pigs nowadays were so advanced.

me: -.-  . chants* you are monkey, you are a monkey *

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