-is a claustrophobic logophile that loves long car rides
-is the reluctant hero of her own life story
-is most likely to be found in the most unlikely of places
-is all those leap years that didn't happen
-is lazy beyond repair
-sings Broadway songs in the shower
-exists only to transcend oblivion
-is a pessimist but wishes to be a pragmatist
-devours literature as voraciously as she does with Oreos
-is currently failing at thinking about interesting qualities of herself
-is a forever work-in-progress

"What is close enough really? You can explore any depth, any surface, any passage to someone's story. But do you understand that we are much more than just being written in? It is being written, you and I"