arnoldthe-pygmypuff

teddy! one of my fav people ever! how's it goin babe

arnoldthe-pygmypuff

I DONT KNOW WHY I SOUNDED LIKE SUCH A PROFESSIONAL OLD MAN okay anyway i hope you're well!
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arnoldthe-pygmypuff

@hpaddict_marauders HI OH MY GOD hey there happy belated pride :)
            i must inquire, would you happen to have discord? or any other platform where we may converse, as it seems we only log in here once every other blue moon
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hpaddict_marauders

@arnoldthe-pygmypuff ARNOLDDD <33 how i’ve missed you!! i’m doing alright! i haven’t logged in here in forever. happy pride! i hope you’re doing alright
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arnoldthe-pygmypuff

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BITCH.
          hi how's it going HAPPY FUCKING PRIDE MONTH

arnoldthe-pygmypuff

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no literally like i am someone with ZERO hand eye coordination and ZERO remaining original intact brain cells AND i have anxiety if i drive anywhere near a truck i will turn on my wipers and cry and pray to god i don’t get killed
            also so many people are idiot drivers???? and for what?????? like i’m obviously gonna be an idiot on the road cuz i’m a new fucking driver who slept through half of drivers ed (oopsie) bUT EVERYONE ELSE SHOULD KNOW WHAT THEYRE DOING!! DONT JUST RANDOMLY DECIDE TO HIT THE GAS RIGHT WHEN IM CHANGING LANES!!! moral of the story some drivers need to learn how to stop being a douche :)
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hpaddict_marauders

@arnoldthe-pygmypuff driving is so scary! like why am i trusted in a big metal death machine? but i can see jily now, james braking for every bird and lily being like james! please don’t swerve for that squirrel
            i hate when ppl are driving stupid around me like did you leave your brain at home?
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arnoldthe-pygmypuff

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@hpaddict_marauders i just started learning how to fucking DRIVE and it's fucking TERRIFYING but also.... jily inspo ngl. like imagine slick little james getting behind the steering wheel all arrogant and shit like "i got this lils" and then two seconds later "OH MY GOD WERE ALL GONNA DIEEEEE WHAT ARE THOSE FLAPPY THINGIES" "those are called windshield wipers babe"
            
            but yeah some people are just dumb drivers and it would be funny if i weren't scared for my life
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