Mr. Worldwide

Y'all.......I have not been using Wattpad for some time and all I gotta say is... I am ashamed.  WHAT DID I WRITE, WHAT DID I READ. WHAT WAS GOING ONNN BRO I LOOK AT MY NOTIFICATIONS AND THERES COMMENTS ON THE MOST DESCRIPTIVE SMUT EVER LIKEEE  I'M DONE. I'M DONE. 
          
          Will I continue using Wattpad? A little, will I refuse to look at my creations on Wattpad? YES. ‍♀️

WHATS WITH THESE HOMIES DISSING MY GIRL?!? 
          
          WHY DO THEY GOTTA FRONNNNNTTT
          
          WHAT DID WE eVeRRRRRR do TO THESE GUYS??? 
          
          THAT MADE THEM SOooOooo VI-OL-ENTTTT
          
          
           (Cool sound effect)
          *wEeOo wEeOo eOooOoo*

WHY DID WATTPAD PUT ADS ON THE BOTTOM OF MY SCREEN WHAT THE FREAKITY FRACK HELL TARNATION 
          
          I WILL DEMOLISH WATTPAD AND EVERY PHONE WITH WATTPAD ON IT I SWEAR WHAT THE HELL

Heyyy y'allll! My one-shot book has a good amount of chapters now. Comment what you'd want to see in it if you'd like! Have a good rest of your June. Purr :)))

WHY TF ISN'T ANYONE COMMENTING ON MY STORIES GAWDDAMN MAN. I WILL RAISE HELLFIRE UPON YOuUuU!

ANNOUNCEMENTTTTTT:   Chapter one of my Stranger Things one-shot book has been published. Chapter two is in the works and so on. Yuh >:)

ANNOUNCMENTTTTTT
          I've made a Stranger Things one-shot book, check it out if you want to or not! #whereyoclothes@? 

Oh my god I LOVE to see ur comments on that one dbh book and your profile is too good lmaoo  

thank you for the follow deary!! welcome to the mossy cottage :]