I’m not entirely sure where I am going with this story yet, but I think it’ll definitely be fun, since the prompts all come from Tumblr. (“lesbian space pirates” “android boyfriend” “lizard people without mammary glands”, etc.) If I can find the link to that specific one about the lizard people strapping heat packs to their chests, or if anyone else finds it, please send me the link!
This work is entirely sfw. No hanky-panky on this space ship, young felon. …okay, there may be some implied things. 
A major thank you to my fantastic editor, Claudeisaboss.