Fake Friends Vs Real Friends 

Fake Friends- Never Ask For Food 
Real Friends- Are The Reason You Have NO Food 
Fake Friends- Call Your Parents Mr/Mrs
Real Friends-Call Your Parents Dad/Mom
Fake Friends- Have Never Seen You Cry 
Real Friends- Cry With You 
Fake Friends- Borrow Your Stuff For A Few Days Then Gives It Back 
Real Friends- Keep Your Stuff So Long They Forgot Its Yours
Fake Friends- Know About You.....
Real Friends- Could Write A Whole Book About You 
Fake Friends- Would Knock On Your Front Door
Real Friends- Walk Right In And Say 'I'm Home'
Fake Friends- Will Help You When You Fall Over 
Real Friends- Will Jump On Top Of You And Shout 'Dog Pile'
Fake Friends- Are Around For A While 
Real Friends- Are For Life
Fake Friends- Say 'love ya' In A Joking Manner 
Real Friends- Say 'I Love You' And They Mean It 

That's Fake Vs Real For You