daysonwire
"Isn't it a (good thing) that I get along with your parents?"
//The Dez TikTok‼️
hubristotry
daysonwire
"Can I be, like, (totally) honest with you?"
//Post-resurrection when they're already dating <3
hubristotry
/ < her 3 !!
https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8NQu2s9/
daysonwire
"I'm not on the counter, you're imagining things."
daysonwire
@hubristotry "I'm⸺ I'm not⸺ I— I'm just jokin' around! I'm not trying to⸻" Almost immediately, he drops down from the counter. "I– I swear I wasn't⸻" //The brainrot is real
hubristotry
┈ ♰ @daysonwire │ how dare you try to gaslight me. i'm wounded. you hear me? wounded. you know what? if you get stuck up there, you're on your own. / ME TOO ‼️
daysonwire
@hubristotry "This isn't real. You're still asleep. You're sleep-walking." //I'M SO EXCITED FOR THESE TWO, IT'S UNREAL
daysonwire
"I [...] I think this is becoming a problem now, really."
//Pre-death angst & IGNORE the last notif, it had a typo because I don't have my glasses rn </3
daysonwire
@hubristotry "It didn't⸺ (seem) like that big of a deal, okay? Everyone fights! Parents, siblings, friends⸺ It's (normal)!" //I HAVE BEEN ALL DAY
hubristotry
┈ ♰ @daysonwire │ ...it's been a problem, harlan. i... i tried to tell you. / sobbing and throwing up ‼️
daysonwire
"I can't wait to spend forever with you."
//Post-resurrection heartfelt conversations because let me CRY, DAMNIT& They're not even dating, he's just like, "This is my best friend that I love dearly, she turned me into a zombie, we are bonded forever now (:" lmao
daysonwire
@hubristotry "I mean, [...] I planned on staying around — obviously. We've been friends for too long to (not) stick together. But it's kind of a forced thing now — not that I'm (complaining)⸻" //I'M GOING TO HIT YOU. THE SWS REFERENCE⁉️ FOUL, YOU WILL BE HEARING FROM MY LAWYERS
hubristotry
┈ ♰ @daysonwire │ me too. your forever is all that i need. / "'til death do us part." no !! they're not getting out of this that easy !!
daysonwire
"Heath, seriously, it's (fine), okay?"
//So did you see the ref of Seth in the sling... & He calls her Heath sometimes because he thinks the pronunciation difference is funny
daysonwire
@hubristotry "Good. Thank you. Because I really don't need anyone squawking in my ear about it." //We will share custody of this poor little meow meow!!!
daysonwire
//I'm so sorry about the username, btw. I hope you get the reference (I'm still working on literally everything else)
daysonwire
//CAN YOU HEAR ME SOBBING⁉️ CAN YOU HEAR THE GOLLUM SCREECH⁉️