professional idiot

i can fit an enitre dorito in my mouth 

i bet i could fit a whole dorito in my mouth

i have 69 books in my library lmao

my teacher made us watch a documentary about the kkk and this one dick just said, ‘we don’t hate black people, we just love them a little less’
          
          i- sir? 
          
          oH! also, his son had a picture of hitler in his bedroom and a sign that said ‘watch out for the ✨n word✨’ 

@LittleChillax omg sorry i wasnt really active this last week! i didnt see this until now but this is really sweet ty for making my day 

Hello

i just knocked a cup onto the floor and now my mums mad at meeeee, its not my fault i’m clumsyyyyyyy

merry halloween  

i didn’t just eata whole plate of pasta off the floor, hush.
          
          ✨5 second rule✨

conversations with my lil brother
          a series:
          
          me: how old am i?
          him: 13
          me: how old is millie? (sister)
          him: 14 (c o r r e c t )
          me: how old is ellie?
          him: 21 (correct)
          me: so, how old is mum?
          him: sevEn
          
          u fukin wot mate