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Hello, Fright People!
          	
          	 Upcoming @Fright Event: Cursed Ink – Write Your Fears Away! ️
          	
          	Are you ready to confront the darkness within? The spine-chilling Cursed Ink: Write Your Fears Away is upcoming. So, get ready to delve into the depths of your fears and unleash them onto the page!
          	
          	Starting October 1st, we call on all courageous souls to join this exhilarating storytelling experience. Let your cursed ink flow and transform your most bone-chilling nightmares into tales that will send shivers down readers' spines long after the last words are read.
          	
          	Whether it's the eerie whispers in the shadows, the menacing monsters under the bed, or the horrors that lurk within your mind—now is the time to bring them to life.
          	
          	️ What to Expect:
          	
          	 Thoughtfully crafted prompts by the fright team designed to ignite your writing journey.
          	
          	 A community of fearless writers eager to share their spine-tingling stories.
          	
          	 Enthusiastic readers eagerly awaiting to be captivated by your thrilling storytelling.
          	
          	Dare to dip your quill in cursed ink, for only by writing about your fears can you conquer them. Can you craft a story dark enough to scare even yourself? Then join us if you dare!
          	
          	Please note: This is not a contest, and no special rewards are involved. It's simply to inspire you to share those incredible stories waiting to be told.

humor

Hello, Fright People!
          
           Upcoming @Fright Event: Cursed Ink – Write Your Fears Away! ️
          
          Are you ready to confront the darkness within? The spine-chilling Cursed Ink: Write Your Fears Away is upcoming. So, get ready to delve into the depths of your fears and unleash them onto the page!
          
          Starting October 1st, we call on all courageous souls to join this exhilarating storytelling experience. Let your cursed ink flow and transform your most bone-chilling nightmares into tales that will send shivers down readers' spines long after the last words are read.
          
          Whether it's the eerie whispers in the shadows, the menacing monsters under the bed, or the horrors that lurk within your mind—now is the time to bring them to life.
          
          ️ What to Expect:
          
           Thoughtfully crafted prompts by the fright team designed to ignite your writing journey.
          
           A community of fearless writers eager to share their spine-tingling stories.
          
           Enthusiastic readers eagerly awaiting to be captivated by your thrilling storytelling.
          
          Dare to dip your quill in cursed ink, for only by writing about your fears can you conquer them. Can you craft a story dark enough to scare even yourself? Then join us if you dare!
          
          Please note: This is not a contest, and no special rewards are involved. It's simply to inspire you to share those incredible stories waiting to be told.

ZeusMarc

Humor want some joke?

Rindouu

Geez that was dark.
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ZeusMarc

@humor okay here is my question. They say three out of five people suffer from a chronic disease. Does that mean two of them enjoy it?
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humor

Okay. Feel free to drop your question here then. :D
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humor

Hello! Humurous Wattpaders,
          
          We are back for another prompt of Humor Me. Please feel free to complete the scene with your imagination!
          
          Me, trying to defend myself: "Ididn’t mean to start a fire in the kitchen. I was just trying to cook dinner. Apparently, flames don’t count as a seasoning."
          
          What would be the funny reaction of his family to this?
          
          The Dealine of the entries will be on October 10, 2024.
          The chosen entry will be featured in our Humour Me story.
          
          Good luck, and have fun!
          
          The humor team

MaddieisGood

I mean, come on, I'm not a pyromaniac, I'm just a little...crispy with my cooking skills. And honestly, the smoke alarm is just being dramatic, it's not like I'm trying to set off a fire alarm, just a flavor alarm. But hey, at least the dinner party was well-seasoned...with excitement!
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MadCheekie

@humor Well, at least you were trying to add some heat to your meal!
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Jadiinvine

@humor "So, you were trying to cook dinner."
            
            "I just told you!"
            
            "With that makeup. In that outfit."
            
            They all glance at my 5" heels and mini tight dress, and I awkwardly laugh.
            
            "I just cleaned myself up a little to welcome the firefighter."
            
            "What firefighter?"
            
            "You know!" I shrugged as if it was obvious. "The hot firefighter who came yesterday when the fire broke at... the... neighbours..."
            
            Now I think dad might just start another fire with his eyes.
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LoidaDafodille

Have you tried to stop breathing just to avoid laughing?

LoidaDafodille

I wanna try it but you're right it's hard also when  the person or thing that the reason why you are laughing is in front of you. LOL!
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humor

@LoidaDafodille Unsuccessfully tried it; usually we stop breathing when we're dying out of laughing - both can work, I guess!
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humor

Hello! Humurous Wattpaders, 
          
          Thank you for submitting your entries. 
          The jokes are indeed funny and make you giggle.
          
          But here's the featured entries from the two prompts that we've posted previously.  
          Check it here: https://www.wattpad.com/story/375214452-humor-me
          We are looking forward for more humor entries in the next prompt. 
          
          Don't forget to smile and drink water everyone! 
          
          humor

LoidaDafodille

@humor dON't forget to drink water too thanks for reminding us
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Rindouu

I'm looking forward for more humurous jokes in the next prompts. xD
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humor

Hello, Wattpaders.
          
          The Leaves are falling,
          The Clock is ticking,
          We are still waiting,
          For the story you're submitting.
          
          The Hour Glass empties,
          The Sands run low,
          Submit your piece,
          Before the shadows grow.
          
          Hello, Wattpadders! Have you challenged yourself to write a short piece yet? Check out some of the inspiring prompts we have before the contest closes in five days! 
          
          Happy Writing. 
          
          https://www.wattpad.com/story/375120712-the-shortys (edited)

humor

Friendly reminder that Wattpad's Project Portal Contest is accepting submissions until October 19th at 11:59 PM EST! The grand prize winner will receive a cash prize of $7,500 USD, with additional prizes for the remaining finalists!!
          
          Five Wattpad Originals are participating, and YOU have the chance to adapt the first few chapters of these stories into captivating new webcomics and post them on Wattpad. The top 10 stories, determined by votes, will become finalists. These will be judged by our team at HQ and the original authors. 
          
          To learn more about the contest, check out the book on the Media Directory profile (https://www.wattpad.com/story/374665386-project-portal-contestwhere) where all details will be provided. You can also access this via the Contests page on Wattpad!
          
          We are LOVING the adaptations so far and can't WAIT to see more!
          
          Thank you, and happy creating!

MIARODRIGUEZ12345

Usted saber español? :)

MIARODRIGUEZ12345

@Rindouu Muxas tenkius  ^^
            No se olvide de respirar y tomar agüita, que dios la bendiga
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Rindouu

@MIARODRIGUEZ12345 Hey there! You can check amazing humor spanish stories here in their profile. :D 
            
            https://www.wattpad.com/user/WattpadHumorES
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humor

Hey Humurous Wattpadders!
          
          We're excited to let you know that we've added great new stories to our RLs that for sure will make you giggle. Go check them out now!
          
          Family Business by @njohnson0
          Heartstrings by @sondermelle
          Color of Yearning by @Brokensoul_123
          Espresso Shot Through The Heart by @MilaSteelesHearts
          Inks and Pixels (18+) by  @herserendipity
          A Sweet Magic by @LottieJacobs
          His Evil Ways by  @AlmostPsycho
          
          
          Happy Reading!^^