Bucket fucker

Is it bad that I got raiden shogun on my third time pulling?-

My birthday was yesterday, was super swag and got catcalled at the mall :/
          
          I also got a new phone finally

Literally just saw The weekend’s save your tears music video, when the fuck did he get plastic surgery and why does he look like he got a bbl instead of a rhinoplasty lmao-

im just gonna come out and say it-
          
          
          
          i dont like davekat-
          
          
          and i dont like when people make karkat a femboy when hes literally a little screaming bitch boy-

Happy Valentine’s Day biotches :D especially @_suck__cock_ <3

I am dying on the inside

rawr x3 nuzzles pounces on you uwu you so warm ooh couldn’t notice your buldge from across the floor
          Nuzzles your necky wecky murr murr teehee
          Unzips your baggy ass pants oof baby you so musky~
          Take me home pet me make me yours and don’t forget to stuff me
          See me wag my wittle tail all for your bulgy wolgy
           Kisses and lickies your neck
          I hope daddy likey
          Snuzzles and wuzzles your chest I be getting thirsty
          
          -Karl Jacobs

Oh hello there! I’d just like to say that I’ve noticed there’s no animations for the stories I’m reading so maybe I’ll make a few quick little ones  that is if you want them! I will post them obviously but I will have to censor them most likely and put the age 18 restriction on since you can only put YouTube videos on here uwu 
          
          
          So if you would like to see that please give me some feed back!

“CLAY!! NICK!!” George screamed, overwhelmed by the immense pleasure. “Damn George you moan like one of those anime girls” Nick said with a smirk-
          
          
          
          
          LMAO IM SO FUNNY-

If you have any story requests please let me know and there is a KarlNap fluff coming up so stay tuned!