"I think I'm adorable. He's good, I'm better." -N. Caffrey

I'm not really funny, but all my published books are under humour. I enjoy eating TidePods along with my daily dose of bleach. (Jk, I'm not suicidal) I've also accepted the fact that I'll be single for life.

^look a dead meme spotted in the wild^

"I'll admit I have done a lot of things I'm not proud of. Wait, that's not true...I'm proud of most things I do." -Neal Caffrey

13 | ♒ | Call me Aly |

♠️Jason Todd♠️

DC/ Marvel
Keeper of the Lost Cities 
Vine Compilations
Memes
Cross Country
Soccer
Newfaze 
Fall Out Boy
Panic! At the Disco 
White Collar (USA TV Show)
Sucker for Dogs
Pirates of the Caribbean 
Sherlock