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ay evet bugünlük bu kadar yeter ama bu çok hoşuma gitti LDĞWŞĞDÖWŞDŞA

entp, to intp: you are an idiot. i am an idiot. we are the co-presidents of club idiot 

intp, to enfj: i'm not human. i never was. so why are you expecting me to act like one?

infj: if adults called you an 'old soul' as a child that was their polite way of saying 'wow you're only 12 and you've already lost all your seratonin' 

infj: do you even know how to drive this thing?
            entp: normally, i'd lie and say yes, but considering the fact that i almost flew us into that building, i'm going to assume you know the answer

esfp: i may be sad but did you see my outfit?

infp: you are a bad idea but i like bad ideas

entj: they got away AGAIN? i'm sensing a trend here...

enfj: you are the greatest man i've ever known!
            intp: ...you must not know a lot of people

esfp: should we let him know we're on to him?
            enfp: no, where is the fun in that?

enfj: if someone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot them
            infp: shoot them?
            enfj: politely

estj: murder wasn't on today's agenda
            isfp: it's not on anyone's
            estj: no, it's on mine, just not until next thursday 

estp: can i kill him?
            isfj: no
            estp: just a little bit?

esfp: are you even listening?
            entp: yes, it just takes me a while to process so much stupid all at once

istp: get out of the way
            esfj: or what, you will kill me too? and then what? you're going to still be pissed at the world, and alone?

ve ben bi salak olduğumdan girişleri 2550 kelime yazıyorum :D evet

btw oneshot 2550 kelime değildi bu sadece giriş kısmı :D

2550den 2230a, tebrik ediyorum kendim bu savaştan başarıyla çıktığın için ♡

baştan sona doğru yazmak artık beni açmıyor sondan başa doğru yazıyorum kafayı yedimLWĞDLWĞDLWÖDŞWLDŞW

üzgünüm dondurma ):

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