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can we please talk about how gorgeous sevana is
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i'm scared to go to work because they know it's my birthday and the last thing i want is to feel like i'm about to be sacrificed by my co-workers
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y'all i was so high last night, i thought i was tripping when i read about soy sauce kit kats
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I COME HOME FROM WORK AND FIND THAT MY DOGS HAVE EATEN EACH OTHER'S SHIT BECAUSE /SOMEBODY/ (mother and sister) DIDN'T WALK THEM.
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my tips from work:
92% men who think i'm attractive
7% older people - mainly women - who can tell it's my first time working food service and being hella nice
1% big ass families coming to eat after church services and it's the old people leaving me money
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about to head to the krusty krab.
atinyseol
*just decided to come back without telling me* woman I thought you were dead or in the hospital!
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wish my mom hadn't told the new neighbors that i'm half asian. now, whenever i sneeze outside and they see me, they yell, "corona!" at me.
herossoup
hey you’re hot too
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i almost accidentally killed my boyfriend last night.
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@skittlrz NO. I'D NEVER INTENTIONALLY HURT MY BABY. i've asked him numerous times if he was allergic to anything, and each time he told me no. because of that, i didn't realize he was allergic to blue cheese. last night, i put some blue cheese dressing in our salad bowl and he didn't know until he took a bite and i told him what the dressing mixture was (1[ranch]:1[honey mustard]:¼[blue cheese]). he freaked out saying he was allergic, but he'd also fucked with me a few times after taking a bite of something i've cooked by shouting how he's allergic to whatever is in it.